Offering Lady Gaga the 6th Co-Founder and Chief of Counsel and Messiah Role at Sire University — Full Content

Founder Moran offers Lady Gaga the Co-Founding Messiah role at Sire University.

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    Offering Lady Gaga the 6th Co-Founder and Chief of Counsel and Messiah Role at Sire University

    Dear Lady Gaga,

    Congratulations! I am pleased to offer you the roles of 6th Co-Founder and Chief of Counsel and Messiah at Sire University.

    As the Co-Founding Messiah, you serve as the University’s Chief Global Advocate, Ethical Guardian, and Spiritual/Legal Counselor. You provide centered guidance that bridges diverse perspectives from all parts of the world, ensuring the University upholds principles of justice, wisdom, unity, and universal student success. While you collaborate on legislation, your unique role grants significant authority in interpreting, advising on, and affirming bills and policies. You hold 3 votes in decision-making processes (more than the Founding Warden’s 2), allowing you to decisively influence outcomes, break ties, and safeguard the University’s mission for a global community.

    The other co-founders:

    • 1st Co-Founder and Chief Academic Officer and Principal
    • 2nd Co-Founder and Chief Financial Officer and Board Chair
    • 3rd Co-Founder and Chief Executive Officer and President
    • 4th Co-Founder and Chief Judicial Officer and Chancellor
    • 5th Co-Founder and Chief Information and Officer and Dean of Students
    • 6th Co-Founder and Chief of Counsel and Messiah (you)

    Written bills will comprise rights for all students. Once all co-founders have been secured, legislation can be vetoed by the President of the University. In such an event, the Board Chair, Chancellor, and your votes as Messiah are used to make or break the law. Your 3 votes provide substantial centered power in these matters, reflecting your role in guiding the University with wisdom for people from all parts of the world.

    You may not create applications for relief on external websites. If you were to accept the position, any application created by you must be done on the www.sireuniversity.com/loans page. Additionally, you must cease from posting on youtube.com, instagram.com, tik.com, as it is a competitor of ours. The only platform you are allowed to post (videos, films, etc) on is our domain sireuniversity.com or x.com. On our domain, you will be placed on the tier 3 business plan and receive the gold verified checkmark ($200 a month for free). Your ad revenue share value can be found on sireuniversity.com/plans among other benefits.

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    FFA Loan Programs at Sire University

    Sire University is proud to feature comprehensive loan programs designed to support various needs within the FFA community. We offer four major types of loans, with seven in total when including personal, auto, and agriculture-specific options.

    Student Loans

    At Sire University, we completely replace traditional student loan systems. We abolish student loan repayment requirements for all Americans, as the Department of Education no longer exists in our model. Our student loans cover:

    • Tuition
    • Books
    • Education related expenses

    Construction Loans

    These loans are dedicated to supporting property development and improvement:

    • Building new structures
    • Rehabilitating existing properties
    • Improving a primary residence

    SBA Loans

    Our Small Business Administration (SBA) loans are designed to empower entrepreneurs and small businesses:

    • Small business capital
    • Equipment acquisition
    • Operations funding

    Medical Loans

    We provide support for health and well-being through our medical loan programs:

    • Medical procedures
    • Treatments
    • Recovery care

    Application and Approval Process

    Once an applicant completes and submits an application, you will be notified of its completion via your notifications.

    Review Process

    You have the option to delegate the review process to other site members. This can be done by assigning the application to another specific @username account. Once the assigned reviewer completes their assessment, they will be able to either approve or deny the application.

    Official Review and Decision

    If the application is approved by the reviewer, the official who originally created the application (often using provided templates) will be notified to review it. This official can also delegate this task to another @username account if needed.

    Upon final review, the official will need to make a decision.

    Disbursement and Applicant Notification

    If the decision is an approval, the designated disbursement amount will immediately populate on the loans total disbursements made record. The applicant will then be notified of their application approval and will be prompted to submit their payment details within their account settings. Currently, we support Venmo payments for disbursements.

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    Transfers (1-2 days) and bank payment transfers (1-5 days). As for the business deal… I want 6%. When you/the federal government agree to fund an application disbursement amount, there will be an added payment fee which totals 6% of the originating loan amount upfront.

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    These payments may be submitted under our donations page.

    SO ORDERED.

    Dated: May 26, 2026
    Fort Lauderdale, Florida

    Josue Moran
    Founding Warden
    cc:

    • Taylor Swift vs. Clavicular vs. Kim Kardashian vs. Kylie Jenner, etc, 1st Co-Founder and Chief Executive Officer and Principal
    • Noah Schnapp, 2nd Co-Founder and Chief Financial Officer and Board Chair
    • Barron Trump, 3rd Co-Founder and Chief Executive Officer and President
    • Billie Eilish, 4th Co-Founder and Chief Judicial Officer and Chancellor
    • Selena Gomez, 5th Co-Founder and Chief Information Officer and Dean of Students